Way to stay sickgirl-relevant, Trichotillomania Liverspots.

What, “I demand a recount?”

Hey, that’s my fam you’re talking about, LOL!

My white aunt once called me a pickaninny years and years ago, and it made me feel so dirty and shamed. I never saw her again after that, nor did I want to. Yes, I knew what it meant. 

As Tim O’Brien tweeted:

Don’t be afraid of Covid.

I always like white chairs in a setting like that, but that may be too ‘done’

I’m not shaming. Did you ever watch Pop-Up Video? They added little background details to the video on the band, or the song, or making the video. Like trivia. 

Okayyyyy?? So they are going to turn COPS into some kind of fictional feel-good COP-aganda so we can get all squishy and yummy about the boys in blue who have it so vewwy hawd out dere?

Happy Birthday!!!! Surf & Turf whaddup!

I have some ballet shoes, Vince Camuto Emme? Ellie? Something like that. I really like them, but they get wet very easily. Dry weather shoes only.

What kind of table will they be setting at?

I have a large collection of Frye boots.

Man, you got to fry ‘em up in bacon fat, then sprinkle some bacon meat in. Those brussels sprouts won’t know what hit ‘em.

My son turns 30 today! 

May I suggest a catchy-er headline?

That man doesn’t care about me, so I don’t care about him.

^ That’s some gaslighting bullshit right there ^

Get him the biggest ventilator! Blow him up!

When I was in retail, I would wait for the parent to step in. Because I worked in a small indie bookstore, an unruly child could shift the tone of the store and kill a lot of sales. However, if the parent failed to step in I would ask them to. You wouldn’t believe the number of times a parent would basically tell me,…