detroitkidelo
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detroitkidelo

My innate sense of justice is SANGING!!! Oh, the schadenfreude smells so good....When will it be ready to eat???

htoughts an dprayers

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Well, Stephen: first they had to explain to him that ballots are not male ballet dancers.

‘Member that time Gomer sang and everyone across the nation fell out?

I paid cash money toward paying off those former felons’ debts.

Diana must be so proud of her boy and his lady. 

The Five Stages of Grief

I hope he’s terrified of his future. 

You know, I wonder if it goes back to having to free (some) of the slaves all at once, and then subsequently enforcing Jim Crow laws against all Black people; they have always seen us en masse, an entire cohort to be reckoned with.

You know, I’m descended from 7 Mayflower passengers (as I love to point out to these fuggin America Firsters), Revolutionary War soldiers and slaves and it kills me when people get all “this person isn’t a citizen because...”

(well he did smoke that troll, tho)

Just so you know, I was so cool I didn’t ask for pictures. I was there for the hang and the stories, you know?

Darling, 2020 has my brain in a state of chowder. I am always in a state of chowder, wherever I go I take a state of chowder with me.

I worked for some asshole editors, too. At a major rock magazine. I’d call them out, but I’d likely get sued. So Dave & Bill: you are assholes. The fun part? I went on to have a career surpassing both of you hemorrhoid factories. Keep posting those 40 year old photos of yourselves with Todd Rundgren on Facebook, so

These people alway say:

You got me, here:

Really? Since I didn’t drive much, if you tell me where you saw my car, you win a prize! (Also, I used that picture in a prior comment, sooo)

Ugh. Stephen Miller. Ugh ugh ugh.