2020 keeps kicking us when we’re down.

Hoooooowdeeeee! Y’all know it’s not enough to stay my racist ass at home and hate non-white non-Christian non-Murikan animal humanoids! Naw sir, I got to git in my truck (afore it’s repossessed) and call my brahs so we can have a HATE PARADE and show the world just how iggnit we are! Yee-haw, motherfuckers!

Oh, yes: “Black by Injection” - the idea that fucking a black person gives you some kind of immunity from racism. I grew up in that house.

Thanks. I work hard to find reasons to not outright hate people some days. This was a day I had to work a little harder.

Hell yes!

Crocs are good job shoes for some jobs. And the young folk are trying to make them happen again, too! But yeah: I have a ‘no Crocs in town’ rule.

Right? If the cop was French he must have been French Canadian, coz...I mean...seriously?

As a citizen of Canadia (yes I have dual citizenship, boyeeee), I can tell you we can be trusted with messages and secrets. We can hold grudges older than glaciers (they are handed down through wills) and still smile dead in your face. We make terrific judges. And and and MOST of us are as good-looking as Rick Fox.…

See, I’m more in the mind of A Handmaid’s Tale. Hang ‘em all from the parts of Trump’s wall that are still standing. Let them dangle in the dust. Kind of a mix between Atwood and Stephen King’s The Stand, where Flagg had crucifixions on the roads to Vegas. Let them hang as examples to those who may come.

I’m down

Dear Andrea Natale,

They don’t need to make shit up to scare people up island (that’s what we folks out east* call Nassau County), they’re having a bit of trouble with flesh eating bacteria right now. Dummies.

Shit, I had to give that an award.

Yesterday, I stopped by a house I pass on my commute to-ing and fro-ing from home to work. This house not only has Biden-Harris and BLM signs in front, but has a car parked in the drive with a big flag on it with that saying you see now, “Love is Love, Women’s Rights are Human Rights, etc.”

LOL, ok. You are Local-adjacent, then.

I read the book when it was still a galley, and I wish I could remember more of the details. Now you’ve got me wondering!

The Langston League has created syllabi for each episode, too.

Yeah so, if you want insurance to cover the incredible amount of damage hitting a deer does to your car, you have to call the police and file a report.

How is it that all cops aren’t on notice by now?

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