I clerked for Judge Aquilina in law school. I can’t imagine her response to Nassar’s request for a pity party for having to listen to all his victims. I’m sure she kept her cool and remained professional, but behind closed doors I bet she let loose. I have no doubt she’ll throw the book at this asshole.

I have the same problem. I used to do a lot of jazz while reading in law school, but sometimes it was too relaxing and would put me to sleep - literally. I’ve since switched to house/trance that doesn’t have vocals. The higher tempo helps keep me awake.

If it’s mindless work, I really enjoy Bill Burr’s Monday Morning Podcast (he also does it on Thursdays). If it requires brain power, I usually do house/trance with no vocals. It’s upbeat to keep me awake, and no vocals minimizes distractions.

I went to Catholic school, so we have one other one: abortion is bad, and they found a way to shoehorn this topic into every religion class I had - church history, New Testament, Old Testament, etc. It didn’t matter what the course was about, abortion being bad was always a topic.

Is there anyone this guy hasn’t sexually assaulted? The sheer number of victims is absolutely disgusting...

Thankfully, being sexually assaulted probably isn’t a total mind fuck. Fuck this guy...

Not really related, but the Pirates have the coolest unis in baseball.

This is a really bad jock, er, joke...

That batted ball was brutal. And the picked up flag in the playoffs. Ugh. This is why I need apathy - cheering for this team is bad for one’s health...

Ugh. Barry and Calvin quitting in their primes basically because this team turned them into fatalists. Two of the most gifted humans to ever play the game said “Fuck it” because they knew this team was going no where :(

You have your fatalist fans like me who always expect the worst and expect you to pity them.

Last night they got smushed all over the court by a tragic keyboard incident called “Jakob Poeltl.”

I remember being bummed when the Tigers traded him away to acquire Max Scherzer. With my eye for talent, I’d make a great GM...

“He stepped back, I saw a flash through the blindfold and he said: “you’re never going to mention my name, otherwise there will be pictures of me everywhere.”

Admittedly, I know very little about the agent-agentee (?) relationship, but how does this situation arise? Like, why is this unnamed player showering at his agent’s home?

Video games are great. Sex is the greatest. I have to believe most men would drop the controller in a millisecond if sex becomes available during a gaming session. We just need to be aware of the opportunity...

As for that play call that lost the Seahawks the 2014 Super Bowl, Bevell has always said that he doesn’t regret making it, and that he would call it again if given the chance.

I hope LeBron goes to Boston just to mess with Kyrie.

As the Associated Press notes, the IOC could extend North Korean athletes a few invitational spots as a token of goodwill.

but, damn it, only Winnipeggers are allowed to say it.