As someone who works in insurance, I gotta go with fire. Fire is bad because the fire itself destroys your shit, but there’s also smoke. Smoke fucks things up, too. On top of that, water is used to extinguish the fire. As your list notes, water also fucks houses up.

oops. my name says it all.

That’s what I’m saying. I probably should have been more clear. If the video shows them committing the crime - fuck them. As another commenter mentioned, I’m glad MSU (for the most part) handled this how they were supposed to.

This is awful all around. Generally, I would be a little weary of them being kicked off the team before the case is adjudicated (suspended indefinitely, pending the investigation/court proceedings would work). Then again, playing college football isn’t a right, and their presence on the team would look bad, even if…

I tried to pronounce it in my head like 3 times before giving up.

This analogy is too good :(

I was able to name precisely zero. I don’t think I’ve known anyone since Utley and Howard left...

I was unaware of the racism stuff at Cracker Barrel. All these years I’d been avoiding the place cuz the food sucks, and here I was being a good librul and not patronizing a racist establishment.

So things are bad between them, right? When I ask my wife if everything is ok, and she says everything is “fine,” that means I’m in deep shit...

She better watch herself. With that kind of intelligence, that guy will probably be running the NSA in couple years...

Once again, as a filthy libertarian, I have to ask, how does this fit into an alleged philosophy of smaller government, which conservatives claim to champion? This is the polar opposite, as it’s bringing government into the most private of places (not to mention they love attempting to bring government into the…

I think we’re on the same page. I’m not even saying that he’s necessarily a homophobe, I just don’t buy what he’s saying after the fact.

So why not call him a motherfucker, or an asshole? I’m not saying the guy should be killed for what he said, I just don’t buy his explanation.

If he truly never uses the word, why did it come out in such an instinctual manner? You would think a word that you don’t use wouldn’t be the first thing that comes into your brain and out your stupid mouth in a situation like this, no?

OR was living penis Mike Wilbon right about it being a bad sports town?

I don’t mean to defame a dead man, but it sounds like auto-erotic asphyxiation could have been the cause. Nonetheless, this shit sucks...

Cuz he banged a bunch of women, brah! What kewl ass dude! I’d follow him into battle any day...

I never figured him for a slave owner. Ya learn something new every day I suppose...

Yes.

(Stephen A. Smith trotted out the James Harden Was Drugged theory, along with the James Harden Quit On His Team theory.)