While it still doesn’t justify hitting them, women that spit on and/or hit men because they know any non-piece of shit WON’T hit them are total fucking assholes...

If there’s one fan base whose team(s) I don’t mind getting screwed - it’s Boston. Give ‘em an inch of sympathy (they deserve none), and they take a mile. Too bad for the players, but the fans can go kick rocks...

Yeah? Well I heard Wilt Chamberlain never struck out in roughly 20,000 appearances, but I don’t see him getting a blog post.

wat? I made a joke about Lebron tanking to avoid the Bulls (which he clearly didn’t do because it wasn’t even possible because the bottom two seeds weren’t determined until game 82). I don’t even know what the fuck you’re talking about...

And you’re ignoring the fact that my comment was a goddamned joke...

This series just further illustrates Lebron’s genius. That 2 seed was no accident.

I know Dear Leader Trump is his buddy, but I’m sure the fact that he’s already been (assuming he went after one of his previous four(!) SB victories). I imagine the novelty has worn off, and he’s using his mom as an excuse...

The pursuit of that Streak, at the expense of a long-term vision and with the results of sustained mediocrity, falls squarely on longtime general manager Ken Holland.

In Trump’s America, this kind of behavior will likely lead to a cabinet position.

These goths seem way cooler than the ones at my high school.

Exactly. The only thing that surprises me is they keep finding stupid ways to lose - Schwartz throwing a challenge flag on a turnover, the A-Rodge Hail Mary in late 2015,etc.

I think you just verbally punched my soul :(

As Lions fan, the Caps are one of my favorite teams to look to for schadenfreude. While the Lions generally have no expectations (and the results to match), the Caps often roll into the playoffs and then the collapse happens. Misery loves company and all that...

He’ll have a hell of a time finding pain meds in Indy, as the local pharmacies provide all their inventory to Jim Irsay...

Pardon my ignorance if I missed it in the post (and I damn sure don’t want to watch the video), but do we know how far he fell? I guess I’m curious as to how sick the bastards were that pushed him over the railing...

I can’t be the only one who’s shocked to learn that the NFL is hypocritical as fuck.

And apparently, recently became a Mormon.

(Welcome, Tweeps, to your first reckoning with the inherent contradictions in the philosophical underpinnings of laissez-faire capitalism and its conception of “coercion.”)

The other reply to this basically sums up my point. I never said the DEA made weed illegal, but they have advocated to keep it illegal because it’s good for their bottom line (despite whatever phony reasons about public safety/health, etc. they may throw out there).

Sorry for my phrasing big guy. I was mostly making a joke about the absurdity of marijuana prohibition. And while not a miracle drug, it should certainly be an option for people that would like to avoid using opioids to treat pain. You are as obtuse as the DEA...