detroitdumbguy
DetroitDumbGuy
detroitdumbguy

My FB feed has been blowing up with Resolutioners posting pictures/statuses (statii??) about going to/being at the gym. Fuck these people and their newfound (and very temporary) self control. By February they’ll be sucking down Marlboros and eating ice cream on their couches, just like they were last February... I

It’s a sick world we live in...

It’s all very arbitrary. I’m pretty sure the classic film, Little Big League’s play by play guy was a riff on these stupid stats. Just say the guy has been on fire the past 8 games for Christ’s sake...

Your comment is exactly the problem I’m describing. Thanks for illustrating it. Read way too much into a statement, put words in someone’s mouth and label them ignorant/bigoted. People are free “to not understand” trans people. It becomes a SERIOUS issue when states pass legislation specifically targeting them. I

Yesterday against the Grizzlies he set a Lakers record with 36 threes over his last 8 games

Yeah, but I bet Serena has a way better ass, so she has that going for her.

In the photo, the wrinkles on his forehead kind of look like a bad face tattoo.

Well, I’m just a dumb white guy married to a wonderful black woman, so she is probably going to be a little upset to find out that an internet guy believes I’m a racist (and I must be - someone on the internet said so).

Tom Brady won his first Super Bowl when I was a sophomore in high school. I am now 31 years old and he will probably win another one before he quits. The guy is goddamned unbelievable. He has been the best QB in the league for half my lifetime, which shouldn’t be possible for someone my age (or his!).

I think the real problem is labeling EVERYONE who disagrees with the SJWs a racist, or a bigot, etc. It starts to cheapen the meaning of these words, to the point where people stop giving a shit if they’re called a racist or a bigot. This is bad, and harms the victims of actual racism, sexism, etc. because their

I’m not much of a soccer guy, so maybe this is a dumb question (I am a dumb guy) - why is the man who is pictured in this post pulling his pants down after (presumably) scoring a goal?

I remember getting his card back in grade school. My mom saw it and “jokingly” said she had a crush on him. 31 year old me isn’t sure she was joking...

Does Tom Ley know you’ve stolen his disgusting chin schtick?

You are missing my point. My point is - this isn’t new. And it’s a problem no matter who the president is. If you want to pretend that no reporters, besides Brian Williams, cozied up to Obama (and any other president in recent history), you’re being fucking naive (at best), but most likely in denial. Chris Matthews

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Huh? Here’s a quick example. I’m pretty sure Obama’s balls had to be surgically removed from Brian Williams’ mouth after they finished taping this story... As I said, this is nothing new, but continues to be problematic.

This is probably pretty low on the list of issues with this guy’s behavior, but say he takes the act to completion - does he just walk around with sticky/wet pants/boxers for the rest of the game???

You have correctly outlined the press’ responsibilities, but that doesn’t mean that journalists have taken those responsibilities seriously since, oh I dunno, the Nixon administration...

THIS! HamNo is acting like this is a brand new problem. It’s only a problem now because the guy in power is someone he doesn’t like. The same can be said about Obama’s liberal use of Executive Orders. If the president’s Constitutional limits were actually enforced, Donald would be a lot less scary because he’d have a

Certainly no reporters ever cozied up to the Obamas, Bushes, or Clintons in order to gain access. The press has set a bad precedent for years, pretending to give a shit about this issue now is disingenuous. You should be concerned, the fact that you weren’t until Dear Leader Trump got elected is problematic...