oh shit Lyla's autopsy results. It's about to get real. I was not expecting that, I've been shonda'd

um ginger

The Spice Girls album got soooo many spins. Every some had an element to love. Even today I would blast that shit because only basic bitches are ashamed of past music choices.

I listen to their damn cd every week. My two year old loves it.

I still remember all the lyrics. It's a fucking classic.

This kid is so well spoken, I'm impressed that he didn't at all get flustered. And that Calvin and Hobbes dance? Adorable! What a cute share!

Someone please make an animated GIF of them doing the Calvin and Hobbs dance in tandem at the end.

Hadn't heard about that, and from my reading, I've got to say that it's a bit of a stretch to call what was described as being a sexual predator. First of all, she was seven. Secondly, the people making these accusations are Dunham's critics, not her little sister. From what I can tell, her little sister thinks this…

Peeps get modern confused with contempo all day long. Visual illiteracy is real people, it's the silent killer.

Eight women, all different, from different walks of life. One a semi-popular television actress...

Good for her. The 4th Amendment doesn't cease to exist because people are scared.

I think that the way that Hickox was treated in New Jersey, and specifically in Christie's public statements, was terrible and unacceptable. To be forced to stay in an unheated tent, with no flushing toilet, is absurd and a compromise of her rights. We need to treat health care workers who come back from Africa better…

I can't even look at the comments on news sites about this one.

Yeah, we don't have ANY of that going on here...

Interesting that your shitty grad program never taught you that this belief has been endorsed by the Catholic Church since 1950. Might want to get your money back.

Hang on, hang on. My impression was that that Vatican had acknowledged evolution AGES ago. Catholicism does not equal creationism, and tends to go the 'intelligent design' route. How is this all new?

Eh? The fuck are you talking about?

Uh. nope. Catholics are okay with evolution.

This is so annoying. There are many, many things wrong with the Catholic Church but the belief that evolution does not conflict with Catholic teaching has been upheld since the 1950s. Catholic fundamentalism really is quite a different thing from Protestant fundamentalism.

Where was Tweet Beat YESTERDAY?????!!! I ALMOST LOST MY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!