Like this?

Does the fellow actually bear a resemblance to the suspect or should the money really be going to help the victims of glaucoma in rural Pennsylvania?

This makes me want to weep uncontrollably...and I'm an hour away from leaving on a booze-filled vacation I am very excited about.

Whoa there, Judgey McJudgerpants! Just relax and appreciate the craftsmanship.

Teresa got what she wanted! The world is at peace.

do I detect a trace of irony in her statements? Also, her voice was less affected then.

No one lies under oath.

She was UNDER OATH people! Don't you know that some intangible promise not to lie immediately invalidates all intimidation or personal fear allowing you to tell nothing but righteous truth?!

RIP Oscar :(

Let me take this opportunity to say that FITZ IS THE WORST. I try to say it as many times as possible so the world shall hear.

And this is why I ride for Shonda. When will your faves ever? Never, that's when.

You know for goddamn sure these are the same people who think Fitz and Liv are in the best, healthiest relationship ever and that it's all Mellie's fault for existing.

Considering that she's kept a relatively low profile up until recently, I would imagine she didn't want the media attention she got and she's trying to use her platform now for something meaningful.

Breaks out the Jelly Beans in hopes Kelly will come back

Yes. But last season of RHONY was very underrated; it more fun than the RH shows have been in a while but lagged awfully behind in the ratings. Hopefully more people will tune in with Bethenny back.

She is correct that when people criticize, it says more about them than it does you. It is projection. People who are content don't rag on others. Criticism still hurts ( if your human) but you can put it into proper perspective. So, good on her.

Tell your friend that she's funny and awesome.

I mean, yeah. Earlier in the same Weekend Update, Kate McKinnon plays a suffering Ukrainian woman who jokes about praying for death.

'Who knew you were allowed to kick the ball in volleyball?' Everyone who plays volleyball.

I've seen that move like a Brazillian times...