Ah, see I personally love the Patrick Bateman lizard-face look. But given that this is a show that expects us to believe that both Mellie and Olivia see something in Fitz, I think we can all just extend our imaginations a little bit further when needed.

I have never given up on Grey's, and I think this is part of why. The plots are often cheap, but the characters always have value. Shonda forever.

Kenya Moore knows how to twirl a phrase. I know it's a Friday quote, but I think everyone can agree that she's the person that is responsible for every other white girl saying it without having seen any of the movies.

Everyone is stupid enough to do stupid things to fuck someone that attractive.

From the very first time Mellie revealed herself to be a savvy bitch of the highest degree, I knew she was the woman for me and that Fitz could rot in hell. Speaking of BYE FELICIA I can't wait until Mellie and/or Olivia says that to him once and for all!

Whenever I feel like I'm being followed (and especially when I also have a weapon!) I definitely force myself to walk with a lot more confidence, so yes. Exactly that!

There are no boarders between good and bad editing these days, it seems.

I will forever respect Bethenny for her steely determination to make Skinnygirl a thing. She went around selling baked goods, getting waiters to pretend they knew what she was talking about when she ordered the margarita, and now look: she's rich. She did it. There are several shelves of Skinnygirl products in…

They'll take our comments and melt them down into diamonds!

Pushing Daisies, Bunheads, Enlightenment...

This is my favourite, the first track off of her new album.

Without Andy there are no Housewives. Which is unacceptable. He's taking one for the team. Also: NPH is just a little bit too pleased with himself.

I agree with James Marsden! Also, he has been my biggest crush since FOREVER.

Honestly I saw the "Forget the Mistake You Made at Work..." thing and went to Amazon to order this book. But then I realized that would be yet another mistake I made at this god forsaken desk.

It was an amazing episode. Soooo many lolz.

They sort of did (Danny Castellano seeing how he stacks up to the guys in his brother's gay magazines), but yes - Adam Pally's delivery was flawless.

To borrow an expression from My Favourite Texan, Ann Richards, that old dog won't hunt. Texas has some great food and I will not be denied access.

~words continue to have meanings~

A half-baked impression of Jackie O counts as a Kennedy association these days?

This is a female judge that took the time to condemn the photographer's legal actions as "repellent and disturbing." While the law needs changing, I don't think anyone should be advocating for judges that deliberately misinterpret a law to suit their personal beliefs.