Well-made borscht with fresh dill and sour cream is one of the most heavenly delights. And it's so affordable and easy to make at home!

Lupita Nyong'o's birthday is on Saturday. I Googled it to confirm because my birthday is on Sunday, and sharing a birthday with her made me feel 5% more radiant... now I'm back to the dull glow I had before. #corrections

Nevermind!

What's this about an ice bar? Meet you there.

Using the word "gay" as derogetory slang perpetuates homophobia. The same clearly goes for "cocksucker" and "fag". I agree that there's a difference between ignorance and hatred, but after people have pointed out that these things are harmful to gay people... you either acknowledge how this impacts people or you…

Either you're a hypocrite, or you don't understand what the word "acceptable" means. If you think homophobic/hate speech is unacceptable, you would not be defending Alec Baldwin on the Internet. You don't like homophobic shit? You don't like Alec Baldwin.

Actually just laughed out loud at this comment based on the previous confusion over who this is. Are you an existentialist or just someone that's curious about a beautiful face?

A bunch of her workouts are available on YouTube for free and they made me feel like an anxious puppy, too. I actually really enjoyed them and saw great results!

The best part of this exchange is that I did, literally, pee my pants.

Yes, there was a very small and very real trickle of urine in my pants. I hope this makes you feel better, but something tells me you will remain displeased. Be blessed.

I can't look at this without laughing and remembering the fact that I literally peed my pants the first time I read this story.

There isn't enough about the actual reality of working at a restaurant (stolen tables/tips are the source of very real drama that is very absent from the show), but it's fun! People get in funny fights and the girls have nice makeup.

I love Tom Schwartz. He's and could pour a drink on me any time! #yolo

ps I love you

Just going to throw it out there that I have a complete concept for a music video that stars Martha Stewart. Now excuse me, I'm off to lunch where I will be eating rich bitch sauce.

You did a nice thing, you get a Coke. Contract. You get a Coke contract. Please bring me a puppy and put your tongue in my mouth.

I find her so relaxing and hilarious. She is an angel.

Whoa, Bonnie Brooks must be having a fit because it's not actually that expensive!

Oh I think we look great this year! But I don't know what the ~item~ is this year. Is it the scarf?

If Kim Richards isn't in the Lady Gaga video I'm going to die.