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What is definitely a big Jewish religious and cultural thing is making sure you get buried properly.

The “Make America Hate Again” at the bottom of the stone is a particularly nice touch.

Actually look closer. It says “made america hate again”. I think it’s a publicity stunt.

Satan vs. Santa? Give me a fucking break. The only person calling Clinton “satan” is you, over and over again sarcastically, in response to any criticism of her, no matter how concrete or valid. Can we not have adult conversations about the candidates?

I’m not being snarky, but are you aware that as recently as 12 years ago, she believed marriage should only be between a man and a woman?

“...unflinching support for LGBT rights...”

Michael Strahan in an anagram of “Charlatanism, Eh?”

If Brett Favre gets his dignity on your jersey it'll be tough to wash it out

“The fraudulent sales and the fraudulent cover-up are really two sides of the same coin.”

If you’re a grown man, and you concern yourself with buying garments that have been worn by grown men who are not you, then you are a huge fucking nerd and you deserve whatever garbage you get tricked into buying.

Not at ALL. I read the whole article yesterday. The additional quotation only confirms how fucked up that coach is.

First amendment!

The update REALLY doesn’t help. “He only cared more about the game than an alleged rape because of TIMING.”

My mom would vote for Olivia Wilde in a heartbeat if that was her whole platform.

Isn't a gif with sound pretty much a Vine?

And my crush on Steve Martin remains in tact. #swoon

Yoko if you daydream with other people it call hallucination

The headline had me terrified that Olivia Wilde was coming out as a Drumpf supporter. Now that the terror has passed I’m wondering why I care so much about Olivia Wilde’s political views?