Ursusphobes rule Holywood. I hear.

Good post but please put spoilers tags before you discuss plot point from the movie. I haven’t seen it yet.

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Might be my fave moment of the night. Michael Keaton is a national treasure. Starring roles in back to back Best Picture winners yet he has none? This is not correct. Now that Leo has won, he is next in line for a grievance award.

He is what Simon Cowell would call a “cruise ship performer”.

Leo: Bell’s Palsy or Skoal?

Leo is a capital-A Actor.

irl choking to death laughing

I’m just [just, just, just] okay with Spotlight winning Best Picture: 1) it denied it going to Revenant, and 2) Michael Keaton’s literal Fuck Yeah Moment:

I heard the bear lost 50 pounds and got waxed and will be in the next Woody Allen movie.

I'm relieved Leo finally has as many Oscars as ThreeSixMafia.

Waiting for Cassiebear’s response.

Damn, you ended your liveblog just before the credits started to roll and the one last “fuck you” to the Academy with the credits music.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. In basically every movie, Leonardo Dicaprio always just comes across as the best actor in a high school theatre production. Which is to say, he’s not *bad.* He’s always just, like, Leonardo Dicaprio in a costume and talking in his “acting” voice.

Finally, DiCaprio can dig out something closer to Catch Me If You Can from his pile o’ scripts. I miss that DiCaprio.

But they made up for it by using Public Enemy as their outro music.

Fight the Power? going out to the after party...

“And now, to dispel the notion that this show is for and about old white dudes, here’s Dave Grohl playing a Beatles song.”

As your friendly Chilean Jezzie let me just say YAYAYAYAYAYAY WE WON SOMETHING!!!!!