Ooh, I just got an e-mail alert about their “Macbeth” now being available on demand...I’ll have to watch it!

Yeah, apparently critics really liked Fassbender, while I couldn’t even get through the trailer.

The “Spotlight” cast might be a top-five all-time great, which is what I think it will be most remembered for if it doesn’t win Best Picture. It was perfect, even down to the townies with two lines. I was so positive that Keaton had the Oscar on lock, especially after losing last year for “Birdman.” But apparently…

You’re going to hate me for this, and you’re totally entitled to that, but I actually thought Liev Schreiber was better than Mark Ruffalo in “Spotlight,” too. I know that he had far less screen time, but his performance was basically a mastercourse in subtlety and restraint. I was so pleased that critics circles…

The truly knowledgeable critics have been saying for a while that, of the bunch, Fassbender deserves the win. I read this more every day. But like every other American, I didn’t see his movie, so who knows.

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In fairness, she’s pretty infamously undergone some major surgical procedures to help with that. When she debuted one of her faces a few years ago at her sister’s wedding to Stanley Tucci, that was all anyone could talk about. She ended up having to get corrective work done.

First time I've ever felt compelled to use the #relationshipgoals hashtag.

Love the lyrics. Love the video. Hate the music. Have not shot a cop over it.

Huh. So I guess those numbers didn’t work out. Weird.

Cereal? Huh. That’s usually one of the first things nutritionists tell you to cut out.

When I flee north to escape life under Chancellor Trump, I’m going to learn about so many exciting things!

Related to this, people declared that they were running last spring, so “the election” goes on for a good year and a half, with another year or so of speculation before that regarding who’s going to run. And once we have the election, we still wait more than two months to transition to the new government. Everything…

“Prorogued”?! I think that’s one of those imaginary words you’re all just fooling us with, like “toque.”

This is like the confusion we feel about dissolving parliaments.

Bahamian swimming pigs are, without question, the world’s coolest pigs. But they’re wild, and I’m pretty sure hot dogs do not fall off palm trees, so perhaps not the best thing to introduce to their diet?

Rob Lowe first on the fucking list.

I thought I heard something about her nose! But like others said, I couldn’t hear anything clearly. Shame. I’ll have to watch it again and imagine Giuliani and Malkin frothing over it.

Naomi Watts and Rachel McAdams are my two “please, universe, don’t touch them with your dark evils” celebrities.

I read something about how they fell back in love after that Princess Diana movie bombed, because Naomi loved how Liev supported her and Liev deeply admired how she handled all the public criticism. I thought that was really sweet and, like you said, normal. You go through phases.