detmunchoneliner
DetMunchOneLiner
detmunchoneliner

I just read a journal article that compiled research on office floor plans, and the overwhelming evidence favors quiet, individual office spaces over hyper-collaborative open floor plans. People who work quietly and alone do turn out to get more done.

Roses are red

Janet Mock is the most beautiful woman I’ve seen in ages. If she takes up modeling, I will buy two of everything she promotes.

“First they came for Bill Cosby’s rape drugs...”

Yeah, well, I’m very mad you raped a bunch of women, you shady-ass Jell-O motherfucker. So nyah.

Unless they’re gay (or perceived as gay) and the writer is trying to portray them as “girly.” Aaron Schock and Lindsey Graham have had plenty of commentary about their appearance. Even the faux-complimentary “Gee, Lindsey sure is a dapper Southern gentleman” comments have uncomfortable homophobic and misogynistic

While your overall point is fair, “white-knighting” will never not be one of those terms that immediately flags the writer as an asshole.

At least with Hugh Jackman, there’s a chance you might not have to sleep with him. Automatic hypothetical benefit over Brad Pitt.

Could he make them look sane in comparison, though?

Isn’t he already? I feel like he’s in my garage at this point!

I didn’t understand the cult of Alison Brie until I saw this video, and now I’m running for an officer position:

Mark, I just watched an interview with the pilot on CNN International, and they said he’s actually in French Guiana, not France.

John Berman gives her more attention than the guy she’s actually yelling at. Dammit, Lemon!

I dislike Kaling’s whole persona/act far more than I like it, but...meh.

Age 25. EVEN SEXIER NOW.

Fuck you, man, my clitoris just dropped dead.

Fuck you, man, my clitoris just dropped dead.

CBT involving CBT would actually be kind of amazing. ;)