detmunchoneliner
DetMunchOneLiner
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No, but sometimes plus lines will carry some items down into the 12/14 range just to have more sales opportunities. Lane Bryant carries some shirts down to 14 now; I’m pretty sure their subsidiary Avenue does as well. It’s probably smart to keep the definition as broad as they can reasonably make it with

I will have Grover Cleveland slap you on two nonconsecutive occasions for doing that to my joke.

I have been recognized by Le ‘Saur. I have become Someone.

ngl it took me a good 90 seconds of puzzlement to figure out what the hell you were niggling over #hip #withit

Sacajawea — whose name is not being recognized by autocorrect, ugh — is the gold dollar coin, unless my grocery store has been fucking with me. (You get them when they run out of small bills, which is always.)

I get sucked into “No Strings Attached” every time it’s on USA at 11:15 AM on a Sunday because I can’t look awaaaaay...

You haven’t been listening to her during oral arguments, then. Milady gets me going every time. Such sass, such smarts, such a woman.

True, people do need oversized decor more than food...

It's a lot like how you don’t eat out if you can’t afford the tip. Don’t go to Ikea if you won’t get a cab after.

Well, at least now he’s only moderately demeaning to women interviewing him. You’ve come a long way, Gronk.

Giving Maxigate this look already, ugh.

FSU entered into a formal partnership with the Seminole nation and received an NCAA waiver as a result.

“Cats I like cats” was submitted by one Mr. R. Wiggum of Springfield.

yup. Plus she's crazy fit. Her forearms are probably more toned than my entire non-pregnant body.

Ehh, I feel like the million other privileges make up for it. The occasional day of inconvenience in exchange for a life of everything she could possibly want? Pretty sweet deal.

Internet commenters already shame me, so I got that part down. #kinja

ILLUMINATA!

I’m around his age — grew up with the Bop posters and everything — and he still looks the same to me. So does Harry. The only difference with William is the balding, at least when I look at him. I didn’t even realize that other people thought he wasn’t still handsome.

I am pretty sure I read something when George was incubating about how Will said in an interview that he planned to honor his mother somehow if they ever had a daughter. (Sorry for that sentence; same problem as you.) So I think some part of Diana’s name is going into this one’s.

Meanwhile, Don Lemon just mocked young people calling for change.