I dunno, some hot-ass lady in a dress I want!

HANDSOME MAN ALERT

Nope, the high-res photos show blue, beige, black, silver...it's pretty fantastic.

Styling, too! No diamonds competing with the dress, her hair is perfect, great makeup...so very lovely.

All right, guys, prepare to be Saab'ed like fuck.

Jamie Chung in Yanina Couture. I love it.

I want to see all the different pornography parody titles. I'm rooting for Fifty Maids to Lay: A BangBus Special.

The fact that Universal gave her that level of involvement, particularly when she has zero experience with any aspect of filmmaking, is so delicious to me. When I read that early on, I couldn't wait to see how it would turn out. I have not been disappointed. </colbertpopcorn>

The Hollywood Reporter described it as "Fifty Shades of Cray": http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/fifty-sha…

I answered someone else below, so please forgive my laziness in pasting!:

Yes. Her morning show interviews in particular have included a lot of dramatic, pointed statements about how she did what she could, she tried to keep it for the fans but not everyone shared her commitment, etc.

Yes, that's true. But it's much like saying she was the best-smelling bag of garbage in the dumpster.

Never apologize for being drunk. It is usually the right decision.

I have two immediate family members diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder (NPD). People who haven't lived what we've lived will never, ever understand (and I'm happy for them). Don't try too hard to explain it to them. We do we. <3

It's been done plenty of times before, so I don't see why he couldn't. Granted, it'll bankrupt him because they'll make him pay more than he would have made, but it's doable.

Well, yeah. If the author comes out and does a whole "I'm sorry, fans, but I tried to save it!" apology for the finished product, I'd get out of there, too.

I know EXACTLY what you mean. If nothing else, we have each other.

"Sugar on snow," which means snow with a touch of maple syrup, is a New England classic. She's from Nantucket, right? So that makes sense to me.

She's in "Wild," too!

Ugh, yes. She DID get to play the game to the end. HER end. That's how games work. Take your $1,000 participation ribbon and chin-up. Why parents encourage this behavior is beyond me.