Hey, at least it wasn't something like "I don't mean to sound racist, buuuuuut..." Nothing good ever follows that.

Nice job handling this.

"Well, in my pathetic defense,"

You can also do the most productive cheat: make a tree on a free site like Geni.com and then click the "How am I related?" button. Presto, done for you. And even if you only put in the essential relatives for connecting the two of you, it'll still give you a simple family tree you can invite other relatives to, and…

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Dave?

Black-and-Blue Friday.

There is no way the Psy.D is that high. It's primarily given out by colleges with billboards and 1-800s to students not skilled enough to bullshit their way through a PhD.

I don't know what that means but it fits perfectly.

I genuinely thought the whole cast was exiting. The ratings blogs/feeds I follow had this as not being renewed last I read, but it's been a few weeks since I've really looked. So it's definitely back now, and not just "definitely back"?

Oh, absolutely a big tent. You've got all the great cults and regimes in there. Go team!

That's probably why she went to the "real" Columbia instead of Barnard, a fact she no doubt shares whenever the subject comes up.

That was my first reaction. A magazine wants to limit language. Outstanding. Gold stars to all involved.

"Goddammit, they're talking with PANTS on again!"

"feminist" = bad

My take on this is that, as feminists, we support and defend her right to do this, while retaining our own right to say it's not aesthetically pleasing to us as individuals. Is that fair? I feel like that's fair. I would be upset by people making value judgments of her because she has ass surgery and shows the…

Wait, is communal ass-holding a thing now? I've been going to the beach all wrong. What's the signal to make sure your friends are down?

Because the fat from elsewhere has been moved to her bottom. Presumably. Fat transfer is the new implantation.

There's also something about how Conan keeps finding ways to use her on his show to help her pay her L.A. rent, the way he did with people like Jack McBrayer and Amy Poehler in New York. She definitely pops up on the show a lot in unexpected ways. I love it.

True. Usually Taurasi went straight to yelling various usages of "fuck." She made Calhoun seem like a teddy bear at times.