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As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

Excellent. Another site where I’ll be stuck in the grays for eternity. MUCH LIKE THE PLANET IF WE KEEP BURNING FOSSILS FUELS, AMIRITE?

Remember, you are talking about people who thought it would be fine for someone to run to the wall, send a raven to Daenerys, have her receive the raven and fly the dragons from half a world away to save John’s ass in the space of what could charitably be assumed to be half a day, tops.

I just keep hearing the theme song to “Crossfire” every time that word pops up.

“Frostfire. FROSTFIYAAAAAAA.”

I’ve played enough RPGs in my time, and main’d a Mage in Wrath of the Lich King so let me tell you the real answer. It’s both. It’s Frostfire. Has the properties of ice, but burns like fire.

Three weeks. It was a beautiful three weeks, but a short time all the same. Three weeks of being best pals, late night talks in LA, the us-against-the-world camaraderie. He and LeBron were going to prove everyone wrong.

everything old is new again.

How come Chris Rock can do a routine, and everybody finds it hilarious and groundbreaking, and then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint?

He took this long not because Republicans buy sneakers too, but rather because 45s gotta stick together, yo.

you use Popeyes instead?

No reason to dislike Lebron. Been like that for quite some time.

I say or write some version of this every year, but, each season the championship goes to a team that got lucky: Their own players’ Achilles’ tendons didn’t explode and/or some other team’s players’ Achilles’ tendons exploded and/or the seeding protected them from a tough matchup that would have worn them down before

Yea, Kaep always has that paycheck to fall back on

it’s an unpopular take because it is a very stupid take.

Tricky thing, walking when you’re on the verge of shitting your pants. Gotta move fast, but can’t allow too much separation of the cheeks. Keep’em firm and get a nice shuffle going.

Shabba doo, my friend. Shabba doo.

I have not played it. I’m not familiar with the title Three Vikings, but according to the itch.io page, the developer said that they were inspired by a game called The Lost Vikings. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lost_Vikings

Love your Devo hat. Fuck yeah. Probably said it before, I’ll probably say it again.

*eye roll*

if i get all the chaos emeralds do i get 2 b super sanic