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Best to have some hot embers, then get close, rotating like mad. You know it’s done when it’s a drooping bag of marshmallow goop barely held together by its toasty membrane.

To be fair, there are more big, cheap apartments, more beers for under $2, and the quality of beef for your dollar is much higher.
To continue being fair, you’ve also got WAY more Klan chapters per capita.

From one synecdochic 90s basketball reference to another: Thank you.

Can someone explain what he means when he writes: “i am a kop”?

Some real gems buried there.
I have fond memories of Titus. And Til’ Death was pretty good when it got cancelled and weird.

That was the play that kept me from going 13/13 on my picks against the spread this week : (

Googling the lyrics also works

Yoooooooo
AI, Minority Report, and Arrival are all trash

Is tanking really a victimless crime? What about the up and comers who have to ride the bench and let their youth go to waste? Isn’t the worry that people like D’Angelo Russell get a screwed up development because they’re drafted onto teams that are tanking?
Maybe the issue isn’t exactly tanking. It’s more like: not

My anecdotal impression has always been that the NBA’s fanbase is devoid of racist assholes.
But then I started to stream games online and read the chat window. Woof.

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago.
Pontiac: We are driving excitement.

Maybe these teams are on a second tier: Steelers, Colts, Ravens, Seahawks, Packers, and (if we’re generous) Giants.
These teams have been good much more than they’ve been bad (for the past 14 or so years). But the Patriots have not been bad, really, since 2000. Even in 2008, they went 11-5 with Matt Cassel starting

“arguably the best football team of the past decade plus”
(as a Seahawks fan) Who besides NE is in contention?

They are both incredible. But that thing with the eyes is so hammy!

I’ll come for the stories of non-human resistance to climate change. Hopefully, I’ll stay for the stories of non-human resistance to climate change!

People wear sleep masks on planes all the time. The only difference is... you might be watching porn with VR rather than definitely not watching porn with a sleep mask.

“something cool and weird and ambitious to watch and root for.”
That’s all we need!

Yes, the young men who have brutalized their bodies since childhood—many of whom, for the purpose of lifting their families out of poverty—should try to combat police brutality by hoping a general strike will arise from their individual acts of total sacrifice.
Meantime, Cgi_ikea shouldn’t quit their day job (following

I’ve always got two plastic bottles (from water or gatorade or something) keeping tap water cold in the fridge. I switch them out about every month. I’ve never used a real canteen/nalgene/whatever.
My girlfriend thinks this is disgusting because I don’t put them in the dishwasher and I rarely wash the lip. She drinks