I’m kinda hoping they come across a missing person who’s just so boring and unsexy and unsellable they can’t raise interest in them.

You help find the victims, then do crisis management for the accused so he goes free, so he can get more victims.  BOOM, an unending supply of customers!

Gosselaar has a great opportunity to pull an Antony Starr and twist his conventional good looks into something grade-A creepy. Villains get to have all the fun anyway. 

Now they can have the drama of the main character trying to do good things, but continuously being forced to justify their actions and figure what to do as various characters discover her secret. It sounds a bit like You, except they will try a lot harder to make the woman seem like a justified vigilante.

They’re crying first amendment to defend false advertising, because of course they are. I hope this counts as bearing false witness when these ‘Christians’ meet up with St. Peter.

Ah, right-wing politics.  Where the truth is against the law.

He still faces a fraud charge, and is under FBI investigation.  Seems pretty embattled to me.

Major companies cannot abuse their platforms and influence to control consumer’s behavior

“That’s per a post-mortem interview Turner gave...”

“What’s the point of the ‘Golden Bachelor’ if you have to look like a non-senior to get on the show?”

I’m so confused by this question. What do you mean by “what’s the point”? To entertain, and to give the audience something pretty to look at? Did you really think anybody promised you a true-life representation of senior dating?

“I don’t like the potty talk.” — man whoring himself on television

Nope, my money’s on the limo driver from Die Hard.

When she got her big start due to The Tree of Life, there was a baseless rumor about Jessica Chastain being Ron Howard’s illegitimate daughter. As Ron Howard tends to give his children the name of the place where they were conceived as a middle name, it provided in the fourth season of Arrested Development the…

I don’t know what a Dua Lipa is and I don’t care to find out.

Of course not.

What’s this cocksucker’s problem?

I don’t mean to sound mean, but does anyone else think of Bryce Dallas Howard as the no-name brand Emma Stone?