Just going by the headline:

Or so the Germans would have us believe.

I also broke up a fight among teen girls near a school that I’m supposed to stay at least 150 feet away from and mentioned it to no applause.

‘Wherever there is injustice, you will find him...

If it’s fake it’s pretty lame. Why not go all out? Just set up a green screen and have him break up Godzilla and Mothra going at it or some shit.

TV’s greatest supervillian? You guessed it! Frank Stallone.

Montgomery Burns, The Simpsons

I can’t tolerate the short time he spends as a guest on other people’s shows. The cigar-holding is... I’ve seen him described as having teenage edeglord engergy. 

Judging from the stunned silences that his ad-libs usually garner, this iteration of Real Time will be 60% Bill scowling at the audience for not “reacting satisfactorily” while the applause sign gets a workout.

John Oliver also built a tour so he can pay his staff during the strike.

It’d be nice to show some solidarity for the folks who have been supplying him with one-liners for decades. If he wants to do interviews he can fuck off to his “Club Random”

To be fair, Maher does not do disappointing things. One cannot be disappointed when the expectations are already zero.

Musk promised more than he could deliver?

De-orbiting the satellites part, their orbit is so low they do it automaticaly. StarLink only works as long as musk constantly shoves more space litter into orbit as atmospheric drag constantly takes them out inside 5 years.

Yet another stupid Musk fail. Time to pack it in and deorbit the sats.

I think you might be confusing him with Toby Maguire

There won’t be any punishment for the rest of the That ’70s Show cast beyond public shaming.

https://www.theonion.com/topher-grace-comes-out-in-support-of-giving-danny-maste-1850826048

Well, you know, it was the ‘70s.

Topher Grace is the only one that comes out looking good from this!