Also, every eight year old has done this in a bathroom mirror in an attempt to try and look scary.

Even his mugshot looks like a child having a tantrum.

I always liked Nick Nolte’s mug shot.

There’s an outside chance it was John Oliver’s team... and I sincerely hope that it was.

It’s the perfect number! The largest number ever!

I didn’t finish my thought - I’m not thin, but I look massively more fit than he does, so theres no way in hell he is only 5 pounds heavier than I am and 2 inches taller. He’s gotta be north of 250 easily.

Yeah. What’s the point of those stats if you can just make them up?

Dammit, someone beat me to it:

Yeah. I wanted to see how tall he really is.

According to Fox News (I know) “The jail records stated that Trump stands at 6 feet, 3 inches and 215 pounds.” I’m 6'1" and 210 pounds, and I’m by no means thin. These measurements provided must have been given by Trump, ‘cause there’s no way he’s that tall and only 215......

He knows he’s very liable to get the death penalty, so he’s doing everything possible to delay, delay, delay.

I can’t help but wonder if the anti-abortion Republicans would like to see a return of things like the infamous Magdalene Laundries in Ireland.

I’m assuming that the minute Pence started talking half the audience fell asleep.

I mentioned this on the Gizmodo article, but I never really liked TMNT either, and I still really enjoyed this film. I suppose for fans of the property, it has enough references to feel familiar, but to me it could have functioned just fine as an entirely different IP without missing a beat. The kids they got to do…

“Through many iterations, mediums, and tones, they’ve been constantly reimagined to appeal to a wide range of target audiences and timely sensibilities.”

Red - Raphael

Sorry, but it’s actually ‘Raphael is cool but rude (give me a break!)‘

Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines
Raphael is cool but crude
Michelangelo is a party dude