Dude just wanted a quiet retirement but Uli had to Mesut up.

You can’t really be that surprised when someone with his background turns to a life of crime, with all he’s been through. I think most people would end up similar or worse if they had to play for the Cavs, Wizards, AND Kings.

Serves those bandwagon Las Vegas fans right. 5 years ago I bet most of them didn’t even know Vegas had a team.

+1 barstool

How can we be sure that Russia was behind this? I heard that in Soviet Russia, nerve agent recovers from you!

I know nothing about MMA, but I can say with confidence that Greg Hardy is a piece of shit.

“Wu-Tang’s 2003 classic” - should be 1993.

Is anyone really surprised? This is a man that believes he can fly.

“Bet you wouldn’t post this if his name was Hassan Blackside” - trolls who frequent The Root, probably

If it was 2 in 1, it would be overflowing. The bottle would be all sticky & shit...

Mitch Hedberg already answered this.

“Meghan McCain gets Stormy Daniels to admit she’s a lying whore!” - Fox News, probably

“...Engler tried to dismiss her claims and castigated her for simply trying to score money with the lawsuit...”

I can’t decide if I want my band to be named Vicious On-Dunking or our first album to be named Survived the Vicious On-Dunking.

+1 nice shot

+5000 dimensions

A total WITCH HUNT with massive conflicts of interest!

+30 lives

“Tit for tat? FAKE NEWS! I hate tattoos!” - Trump, probably

Mark Few’s Gonzaga offense entered Boise ranked ninth in the nation at 84.5 points per game.