North Face can kiss my South Butt

Wow, people are really giving The North Face the cold shoulder. By the way, this is great for when you are cold:

I liked it, and I thought it wasn’t as good as its excellent talent. I can live with this as long as Comedy Central keeps working with the great comedians who made it to make new shows. They had a pretty good run.

They still have Tosh.0!!!

Fuuuuuuuuuuck offfffffffffffffffffffffffff. 

They do realize it landed on Venus, right? Wrong planet, guys! Told you guys to use metric.

I had some dust in my eyes, too, when InSight landed.

thats a lot of bug guts on the window. must have been a locus migration day in the desert near Area 51.

I’m glad to see Trump loves Netanyahu so much that he has to duplicate our very own Palestinian refugee problem here in the US! Just wait for the Predator drone strikes to kill migrant kids, and for bloody pictures of the US border to be filling the airwaves.

“Keep moving the mean”. It's a way of reminding myself that just because something sucks today I should still keep focused on the long term of making things better overall over time. And also that when good days happen to try to repeat it as much as possible to keep that average up. 

I easily get overwhelmed with the enormity of tasks, so to encourage myself to compartmentalize or break it up or find a way to start SOMEWHERE, I have to take a deep breath and ask myself “How do you eat an elephant.” I even had a picture printed out of an elephant sectioned out like they do with cuts of beef just to…

And what did they find inside his brain?

They mention ‘lion enclosure’ so I would imagine it’s fine. I mean usually it seems like when a big cat eats someone it’s a threat to the village, but inside a sectioned off enclosure? Seems like they would only be a threat to poachers. I’m just speculating but I really hope the lions will be left alone to eat more…

To me, no amount of money makes sense. You could offer it all to me. It wouldn’t convince me that going out and poaching a rhino would be a good idea.

Look, as someone who was basically called Frankenstein behind her back, this irks me:

Why can’t they both be monsters?

Has symbolic thought been observed outside of primates? I know that the mirror test/self recognition test is used to assess intelligence in animals and I was wonder if species that passed test have been seen to think even more abstractly.

“And if you’ll direct your attention to this side of the gallery, you can see a fine example of the ‘high school computer lab at lunch break’ school of poster art.”

During one of my last sea rotation in the Navy I was down in Port-au-Prince for several weeks for the earthquake relief ops. Yes, it’s a rough place but I think the point Conan and other reasonable folks online are trying to make is that the people of a nation can be the most important thing. Being pedantic about what…