So, would we say that she’s the one who likes all Nirvana’s pretty songs and she likes to sing along, and she likes to shoot her gun, but she don’t know what it means?

• Put on some Barry White and rub them sensuously all over your body

Never. This will never be funny. This will never be “remember that time your crazy old coot of an uncle drank too much at Thanksgiving, passed out, and started screaming racial epithets...yeah, that was cutely embarrassing.”

I’m not a fan of this approach either. ‘I feel’, in this scenario, trumps reality. You can say you feel some way about anything to get what you want or win an argument and there’s virtually nothing the other person can do or say to change that. You can’t argue (or it would be futile to) with how someone feels, which…

In before Hannibal Burress

This is why I love going out to drinks with Michael Caine. In theory.

Wire cutters. Clean, new wire cutters. Really. The next 10 years is going to be a hell of opening things with dozens of hidden wires, plastic zip ties and tape. Excited (crying?) children don’t want to wait for you to remove all that crap.

I was just thinking about the title "This Week's Top Downloads"

If you say it to yourself it can sound like "This Week, Stop Downloads".

I like the motivation of this article, but my guess is the (true)narcissist won't read it, or won't identify with it. It's more for people like me who will read it and think..I TOTALLY know someone like this! and they are TOTALLY an ASS!! :)

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

My idol and all-time favorite animator. I was extremely fortunate enough to meet him at his gallery in Newport Beach before he died. He was very kind.

I think we all know the only true way to affect change is to post something on Facebook tangentially related to what is troubling you, name no names, and maybe throw up a picture with an inspirational quote that will help people pity you.

I do appreciate this level of sinister trickery. I do not feel bad for Wal*Mart's profits, as I'm sure they're a big boy and can handle a bit of technically-okay grifting. I think I'm okay with this.

I personally can't believe that anyone would do this. This shows that some people just have no integrity whatsoever.

are you suggesting we plan anal sex as opposed to just trying to slip it in when she's drunk enough?

"Just move things around until it feels right"?

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." — George Bernard Shaw

Usually when I can sense boyfriend tuning out and getting antsy, I know I've communicated too much and wrap things up. Or if I hear myself repeat a concept or idea more than twice in the conversation, I know I've started to beat a dead horse.

The old "This is what I hear you saying." thing really is great. Paraphrasing back what your partner has said lets them find out whether they actually got their point across like they meant and heads off confusion early in the discussion.

What's the difference between engineering and fun? Documentation.