Not scary at all but an update for those of you who remember my story from last year about our friendly ghost named Seymour:

I have one too. She went from being a wonderfully dynamic woman with lots of interests to...crossfit. All day, all the time. She now likes to judge you for your eating and exercise.

NO CHILD OF MINE WILL BE PLAYING WITH A DOLL THAT HAS FRENCH JOINTS!

These actually sound terrifying and will make you have honest-to-god nightmares

The doll recordings still work. Beware. They are like the sing-song dreams of haunted dead children.

“Barbie, what is sex?”

I look forward to popping the head off this Barbie as well.

I mean, okay, it’s tacky and a little ugly... but it’s better than anything I could ever knit. That shit has heart.

My group in high school had played for quite a while and we all had fairly high level and power characters. I was playing a thief at the time and our DM had led us into the depths of hell. Eventually we encountered Satan who wanted to kill us. I should say, our DM was a really decent one. Firm, but fair. In the first…

I’m not a fan of the new unimproved Denise. Or is it Dee-nice?

I have actually been a GM in a Buffy RPG that was very similar to this sketch. Ended in a similar way to. :P

God, I wish this was a secret sponsored post.

I literally had to stop watching that show because I hated King Henry and Anne Boleyn so so so fucking much. Love Johnathan Rhys Meyers and Natalie Dormer but if anyone ever deserved to have a run in with Lorena Bobbitt it would be Henry VIII

“the gamemaster’s PC and Leia proceed to have a 15-20 minute conversation about how Leia was always secretly in love with him”

I can't believe Christians would misrepresent an issue. Someone get Bachmann on the phone; she'll clear up this whole misunderstanding.

After all the horrible things you hear about religion it is good to see them doing something so important for the safety of the childrens.

I don't recall any commandments about role-playing, but I'm pretty sure there's one in there about not lying.