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Sherlock Rhodes
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Where I come from “It hurts” is a clear indication to stop unless there are clear ADULT boundaries that go with a safe word.

Woooooooow. She is next level crazy.

This is so damn nasty. Just GAG.

Wendell and Vinnie was SO GOOD and it makes me so mad that it didn't make it.

1) This comment was from TWO YEARS AGO.

I loved American Girl dolls but I was never bought one. We bought video games and porcelain dolls instead.

There are tons of other companies who make way cuter 18" dolls for a fraction of the cost. Like, Walmart even has sturdy and cute ones.

I am a corgi!

I was just mentioning that it was a huge part of his monologue and it was also about teams people and genitals

Also the entire bit about Transparent was gross.

I dislike him because 20 or so years ago (probably more) he came out and said that his teenage fans “discredited” him. He didn’t want to be associated with them. I was heart broken. What a dick face.

And bitch, we made you. Don’t knock the hand that feeds you.

He’s always been a fucking piece of shit

Congrats!
I had 3 c-sections and with the last one especially, the after the c-section was better than the last weeks of pregnancy.

CONGRATS! Babies are actually wonderful.

Well. That’s the pot calling the kettle black. Dude talks mad shit. Back when he opened his first restaurant, he thought he was such hot shit. I was at a career fair and I started talking to him. He started shit talking my uncle’s bar trying to be cool or some shit.

Looked him dead in the face and said:
“At least he

You can’t pop the heads off them as easily now. We used to pop the heads off of them to put necklaces (or rings as necklaces) on them. They make them all sturdy and shit.

I had that Barbie too. I used to go “I HATE MATH TOO GIRL”

Uhhh. I don’t know why people think this shit is new. I had a Barbie (not as advanced mind you) in the 90’s that you could program to say your name and so many things it was ridiculous. I carried that shit to HS with me every damn day.

I will buy this Barbie too. Fuck the haters.

Nah. We were on a boat and it capsized or something (this was 17 years ago) and once we got OUT of the sea hahaha. It got so much better. Basically everyone was all “We’ve been out here a while, who has search or pathfinding” and I was like “Oh. I do”

My first game the group got lost at sea. We were out there for a long time and I finally go “Oh. I have (fairly high number) search.” The group bangs their head into the table. We had almost starved to death.

Not really. Detoxing off of psych meds can be REALLY dangerous.