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Sherlock Rhodes
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I just finished writing an actual Y.A. novel, and I can’t tell you how many literary agents are receiving shit from people trying to be the next John Green. It’s almost as bad as it was during the Twilight era. (Most Y.A. agents will not even consider stories about zombies, werewolves, or vampires any more.)

Yeah, I didn’t get the impression here that she was implying that ALL hispanics are maids and janitors. She was going for the implications of “A Day Without A Mexican” and whatnot. But damn she flubbed the execution, though.

Am I the only one who thought she literally meant TRUMP’s toilets? Because he employs tons of undocumented immigrants then spews hate about them, and how they shouldn’t be here, but profits off their work? And then he goes on to claim that he will get the hispanic vote because he employs them? Maybe I’m being too

If he threw it out on purpose, I’d keep my new signed copy and consider seeing if he could give me a signed copy of divorce papers. You don’t fuck with people’s cherished belongings, especially their books.

To quote GhostOfCourtneyStoddensBoobs...

ohhh, you done FUCKED UP.

She beat up her “live in make-up artist”. i.e. Then girlfriend. At no point does she deny it or suggest the victim tried to fight back. Her lawyer excuses it by saying she was exhausted and they had been getting on each other’s nerves.

Right? It’s one thing to waste a few months on a cutie with ZERO long-term potential, but I don’t understand the appeal of fucking with someone’s family.

Was thinking the exact same thing...until I realized he successfully got the theme to The Nanny in my head which will most likely stay there until the end of days.

What a dick. Fucking someone you and your wife hired to care for your children, whom you let into your private family space? So much worse than cheating outside the home. How shitty for Jennifer.

Anna, I get it, I really do. I just think we should be better than this. If we can’t beat these assholes on the (dis)merits of their politics alone, we aren’t even trying. This shit is like shooting fish in a barrel so why not maintain the moral high ground and leave people kids out of it?

This all seems rather mean-spirited and kinda lame. Aren’t there literally millions “adult kids” that get some help at some time from their parents? It’s sort of a sign of the times, isn’t it?

As others have pointed out, the Colossal Titans are a new development for humanity. The largest known up to that point were the 15 meter class:

Like others have said, the Titans are actually much smaller than the Walls. That’s why it was such a big shock when the Colossal Titan appeared and was capable of smashing through it.

O It’s awesome

if Paris was really on a prank, she needs an Oscar. if not, her people will be fired

If she truly didn’t know, then I stand with Paris Hilton in suing the fuck out of these jerks.

I have had it with abysmal idiots and their “toxins.” Toxins are NOT a thing. They are not magical serpents that burrow themselves into your body through assholes and eyeballs. Dosage is what’s important. Dosage makes a thing toxic. How many times do we have to mention that water itself is toxic at a certain level?