Last week I talked to my Dad, then my Mom and she’s like “make sure you call tomorrow after your Dad’s procedure”, and I’m like “what procedure?” The doofus was trying to it keep it secret from me. I got him back on the phone and I’m like “dude, were you not gonna tell me?” “Oh I didn’t want to worry you”. Dads, am I…

he’s tall ENOUGH. *WINK*

I have no idea what your husband’s dynamic with his coworker is, but I’m pretty sure if I called any of my coworkers that, half of them would laugh at me and the other half would justifiably stare daggers at me until I apologized.

Her response is everything I dreamed it would be and more! Say what you will about my Nubian queen* Rachel Dolezal, but the woman is a bullshit artist of the first order.

That second point, ya dig. Like, how fascinating that only white people can truly “transcend” their race. All the rest of us with forever be a collection of visual markers and cultural clues to our REAL identity. Othered to the gawt-damb end.

I can’t wait for the “she did good in the black community” crowd to migrate from Gawker to Jezebel.

I was an Asian Studies major in college. All of my language courses were FULL of Otherkin and Otakukin. As in, people came to class in full costume. I am a pretty live-and-let-live type of person, but those people are crazy and nothing good ever came out of their obsessions.

otherkin

Dear fellow white people: if your life is boring or unhappy, please do not claim that you are actually someone or something that you are not, whether that is a fictional character or a different race or a fucking hedgehog spirit or whatever the fuck. Deal with your shit, pls and thank you.

......Black by osmosis? Black by proxy??

That hair takes effort. She was definitely trying to do something.

See this makes me wonder, was she ever trying to pass? Or did she just hang around Black people for long enough that people just started assuming she was Black and she never bothered to correct them?

We need a Lifetime movie to sort this hot-ass mess out. I suggest casting Emma Stone, she’s the only actress who could…

Can I get odds on her being a Jez comentor who stars all the ‘lol white people’ comments.

The problem is not that she’s a white person leading an NAACP chapter. The problem is that she’s a white person who seemingly lied about being black and then headed an NAACP chapter.

People were saying political correctness was killing comedy when I went to college in 1989. It’s like how people complain that MTV used to be good or when they get nostalgic about anything including gawker media. They just don’t like something and have no legitimate reason, they go on and on and on about how great it…

yeah, I love real ghost stories. I’m hopping on the please do tell movement here.

Oh, do tell!

Great! A game that’ll make you never want to live in your own house again.