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I feel the same way and yet my 60-year old mother would sprint across 6 lanes of traffic for him. My father tricker her into seeing "Guardians of the Galaxy" by telling her Cooper was in it (technically true). They walked out of the theatre and her only comment was "I paid to see Bradley Cooper and he was a goddamn

  1. Mix one part awesomely suspenseful trailer and 9 parts bald eagle fucking patriot porn and sprinkle in some casual racism.

male tearsssssss :'( :'( :'(

Only took two minutes for someone to pop in with "BUT WHAT ABOUT TEH MENZ".

And men can be naughty and get raped too. You can feel free to replace "woman" with "anyone" in my original comment if it makes you feel better.

Saying that woman who likes to go out and have sex (which is what I assume she means when she says "be naughty") in any way deserve to be raped is as stupid as saying that anyone who likes to go shopping and spend a lot of money deserves to be robbed.

how in the ever loving FUCK can one accidentally RAPE A BABY? I know some parents will defend their shitty children when the child is accused of a crime. But lady, your son is accused of raping AND MURDERING your grandchild.

Honestly it's shit like this that makes me go, "Death penalty? Meh. I'll allow it."

In Tennessee, aggravated rape is a Class A felony, which incurs a fine of up to $50,000, at least 15 (and up to 60) years in prison, or both. That's 15 years per count.

GTFO, HATER. *slaps you with a wiig full of fish*

speaking of your gif, now they have to remake Monty Python with all female cast

YES I AM SCREAMING FOUR WOMEN ARE GOING TO BE IN A MOVIE AND THEY ARE NOT DANCING ON TOP OF A BAR

*heavy breathing*

I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE HAS USED THIS GIF YET

Me too! SNL isn't laugh-out-loud funny very often, but McKinnon as Beiber always has me rolling, and I think this was the best sketch yet.

She just nails his facial expressions and mannerisms so well. So hysterical. Skits with her as Biebs (and in general) are my faves every time.

Yeah, this was spot-on but hard to watch!

My face hurts from cringe-laughing.

"Your mommy wears combat boots!" they'd taunt.

I am sure her kids will love hearing about her blog when their classmates are old enough to find it.