It could make for a fun party idea. Everyone order something from the website and wear it to the party.

God I want to play dress up SO MUCH. Ordering these things is like sequined polyester Russian Roulette and I want to play a lot.

That widow is a Angelina stan let's keep it real here.

Exactly. Aniston almost spells out that she was young, immature, and didn't appreciate the relationship for what it was. Why is this woman asking for more?

The quote just says he was her first love, nothing "wah wah now he is gone I miss him so much", like the widow is implying. So like... yeah.

Whose side am I supposed to be on, because I don't have an opinion of Jennifer Aniston one way or the other and this lady sounds like a psycho.

That jumped out at me too... "she got pregnant". Nope, nothing that I was involved in, nothing to see here!

If all aborted babies get an Express Pass to Heaven, then why is abortion the Fundie Boogeyman? Don't you want your little angels to go to Heaven?

I'm not a doctor, but it does sound like good old fashioned Ejaculate Conception

I had just started dating this gal, and she got pregnant.

NOW KNOCK IT OFF!

The subtext is obviously that poor people don't deserve anything other than the bare-ass minimum needed to stay alive. If they want something nice or tasty or fun to make their lives a bit more pleasant, then they need to grab their bootstraps and earn that right. Until then, fuck 'em.

Oh here it is. Thanks, internet!

Please, no. Great story, but can we please produce stories where black people are something other than slaves or freedom fighters. K thanks.

The real question is the reverse - why the fuck shouldn't regular poor people get to eat fast food sometimes? Shit, 17-year-old me couldn't have made a retail paycheck last two weeks without hitting up the dollar menu periodically, and I was living at home at the time.

The men were like, "Not ALL pills in the people."

Nail. On the head. Yup.

I get what you're saying but I think, in this case, Sleeping Beauty feels like a stand-in metaphor for womanhood or innocence or dreams or whatever you want to call it. I mean, the joke is a reminder that there's ugliness underneath the fairy tale. If we think about how many of the survivors who have come forward to…

Yeah. He's twenty years older than me, but I agree. Silver fox.

Agreed. I get what they were trying to do, but I think it was in poor taste.