The second time I met the 80s hair band Warrant...

I can’t tell if that’s fantastic or terrible.

I LOOOOOOOOVE this.

Well, you dodged a bullet.

My Grandma and I saw Tom Selleck while driving and I have never seen her jump at a window so fast. Hahahaha. I was like “GRAAANDMA! TOM SELLECK JUST WAVED BACK AT MEEEEE!”

It makes me sad that she was terrible.

I love his solo work.

I always thought it was common for there to be a list of questions before hand that you aren’t supposed to ask? I saw an interview with Lady Gaga once and the interviewer basically asked every single question on that list, and like a dick hole. She was so nice and calm about it.

Thank you for confirming that Jennifer Aniston is awesome.
Also I’m not at all surprised by the P. Diddy one.

I’m not a all surprised by this.

I crashed into Stephen King like that. Dude is enormous.

So many many moons ago (1998) I went to one of those high school job fairs. And I go up to this booth and start shooting the shit with this guy because I had thrown around the idea of becoming a chef. He thinks he’s just THE SHIT because for whatever reason people thought his first restaurant was the HAIL ALL to…

YES! CLAUDETTE!

Just don’t ever room with a bird that is smarter than most children.

Hookbills can figure out the combinations on their locks.

That was one of the BEST Snatch Games ever.

“CITRUS.”

Oh my god yes. The costuming in that was amazing and I haven’t even watched it yet.

I want there to be a show where they take various celebs and stick them in different parts of the US. They can’t use their money and for two months they have to live on food stamps and the pay of actual poor people.

Wait. What? I'm a little confused on this one. So it's NOT that he slept with her Dad (in the past) but that he's bisexual? Who fucking cares. How does she NOT know he's bi? Did he choose to not tell her? Why does the Dad care if she knows he's bi? But I guess I can see that one. Just tell her you are bi and if she…

*Watches the video*
But that's the way my brain functions ALL THE TIME. EVERY DAMN DAY. I don't even smoke weed.