Birds get really puffy and sway back and forth when they are scared. They are trying to scare off the predator. That's why it's pretty funny that after a couple of "Awww! So cute!" He pretty much was all "Oh. OK. Hi."

Owl: JESUS CHRIST! KILL THEM WITH FIRE!
Women: Awww how CUTE!
Owl: Oh. OK.

Yeah he edited it after my comment. But I think it's a happy thing.

I read an article about this that said the left over money would go for the couple's honeymoon.

I'm pretty much in love with her.

So what you are telling me is that men and women both have the same taste in men?

It's sad that it has to be explained why this picture was in poor taste.

I need a legit SF starter. Do you know where I can get one? A good one? I will save up for a fucking year if it's a reputable source.

That looks fucking delicious.

Not only is this a thing, but when you DO talk, you are an attention whore. I have gotten both. "Why are you so bitchy?" for when I'm quiet and "God. Do you talk to hear yourself talk? Such an attention whore"

YOU LITERALLY CANNOT WIN

I LOOOOOOVE Mount and Blade but there are seriously some things I want from it that I don't get.

One of my favorite things in the world is hijab fashion. Most of it is just dressing modest plus a hijab. I asked quite a few people about them, since I'm not religious but wanted to wear one for realsies. Most people seem OK with it. I wore it in a different style I learned from a seller but I live in a small town…

don't feel bad. We have 4 knee height and smaller dogs who get in the fucking way CONSTANTLY. Like how any animal would want to be stepped on is beyond me.

We want more please.

OK. So I seriously thought I was alone in this. When she died and everyone was all "OUR PERFECT GAY AND FEMINIST ICON!" I was wondering if anyone ever heard anything she ever said

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis

I was watching TV in the dark and I picked up my phone and it was the first thing I clicked on when I got Facebook open. So the one I clicked on had two pictures of the dress and they were both white and gold as I scrolled through. I read the whole thing, and scrolled back up to look again. By that time they were both…

Mark, you have bad eyesight

*Writes in D&D notebook*