I read an article about this that said the left over money would go for the couple's honeymoon.

I'm pretty much in love with her.

It's sad that it has to be explained why this picture was in poor taste.

I need a legit SF starter. Do you know where I can get one? A good one? I will save up for a fucking year if it's a reputable source.

That looks fucking delicious.

Not only is this a thing, but when you DO talk, you are an attention whore. I have gotten both. "Why are you so bitchy?" for when I'm quiet and "God. Do you talk to hear yourself talk? Such an attention whore"

YOU LITERALLY CANNOT WIN

I LOOOOOOVE Mount and Blade but there are seriously some things I want from it that I don't get.

One of my favorite things in the world is hijab fashion. Most of it is just dressing modest plus a hijab. I asked quite a few people about them, since I'm not religious but wanted to wear one for realsies. Most people seem OK with it. I wore it in a different style I learned from a seller but I live in a small town…

don't feel bad. We have 4 knee height and smaller dogs who get in the fucking way CONSTANTLY. Like how any animal would want to be stepped on is beyond me.

We want more please.

OK. So I seriously thought I was alone in this. When she died and everyone was all "OUR PERFECT GAY AND FEMINIST ICON!" I was wondering if anyone ever heard anything she ever said

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis

I was watching TV in the dark and I picked up my phone and it was the first thing I clicked on when I got Facebook open. So the one I clicked on had two pictures of the dress and they were both white and gold as I scrolled through. I read the whole thing, and scrolled back up to look again. By that time they were both…

Mark, you have bad eyesight

*Writes in D&D notebook*

But their teenage boys. You could wear three layers of pants and shirts and they'll still get turned on.

OK. Now do this for every other famous person. Why does it matter? I would buy expensive shit for my face too if I could afford it.

This show isn't funny. It's mean, racist, and they spend most of their time fat shaming people and making gay comments. I don't know why people still watch this show.

My uncle is a dirty hippy and almost all his friends have nasty dirty plaits. I have never, NEVER understood how people can think poc in locs are "dirty" and turn around and a white person's rat nests aren't.

*Insert Ras Trent sniffing his "dreds" gif that I can't find*