Sorry. You must be jealous that my all three of my kids have ridiculously high IQs and are over achievers on their own merit. Sucks to be you. Not one of my kids will ever see the inside of a jail. Sorry to hear about your family and their delinquency.

Ok? She has enough money for a nanny, those selfies pay her bills. Girl can do what she wants. I'd like to know where your kid is? A kid that age needs lots of attention. Hell, I know where my 14 year old is.

Why the fuck not? If I knew I was going to make a boat load of money off a book of selfies, I'd fucking do it. Shit. THAT shit is smart.

What the fuck is a "real dude"?

I actually still have two, in tact, Big Bopper magazines (pre BB) with Luke Perry and bb Leo and all kinds of stuff.

NOPE NOPE NOPE.

But I love pink tools! Or purple! And I LOOOOVE that they tend to be smaller. This obviously doesn't apply to everyone.

*THROWS CONFETTI AT JEZEBEL COMMENTERS* Thank you for continuing to remind everyone what an abusive piece of shit Sean Penn is. The fact that he gets work continuously makes me ill. The fact he's probably going to be able to adopt a child before a loving gay couple makes me angry as fuck.

But... I only have one of these parts. :(

Your grandpa could have thrown up a peace sign and taken all the selfies. He earned it.

When I wore thongs I bought fancy ones that fit. THOSE were comfortable. When I couldn't afford them anymore, I had to switch because cheap thongs fit like crap and don't fit properly.

My whole life is underwear that only covers one half of my cheeks. I even switched to straight up boxer briefs and they fit me the way boy shorts fit a normal FAAB.

I liked the way one of the ladies talked about it. It makes sense to wear one if you are in a swim suit and they are tight and people are looking up at your mons pubis.

I really disliked Piper in season 1 (I read the book and like someone else said, I think it prejudiced me) so I was glad that there is less of her. However, I ended up liking angry, oh well prison, Piper. I am not all the way through and I think it was realistic, but of all the people for that to happen with it HAD to…

Have you seen season 2 yet? I'm half way through it and he's really the worst. He's awful. Piper is actually much better in season 2.

Well, I do agree with you. While I see no need for the metric fuck ton of Katy Perry hate, I don't mind talking about some of the problematic bull shit. I think this is stretching it a bit.

Now with Gweneth, I think we just need to remind people how awful she is. She's just a horrible person. I think we've all…

But Gweneth Paltrow IS insufferable.

Maybe he liked it.

"...when Hasselbeck said a bunch of jaw-dropping clueless white lady conservative doodoo-garbage..."

This is accurate.

But why is her skin that light? She's not naturally "dark" but she's not naturally THIS light either... I actually hate white washing more than I hate ridiculous wrinkle removal.