I agree. I feel like she would be the friend you could call up and if she could she would make time to at least skype with you. Since, you know, she's pretty busy.

More people who don't like The Beatles. *GASP* I'M NOT ALONE.

#2 made me laugh way harder than it should have. I don't even know why.

You would be surprised at how many comments are by women (or supposed to be by women sometimes I wonder) that say "I would love to be her." That kind of thing.

A lot of prison guards are people who couldn't get into the police force. That always said something to me.

Pretty much, yeah.

Yes it is dependent on where you live, but NO WHERE do you get enough to come close to living on. No matter how many people you are applying for or with. I too can say "I have a family member who... *INSERT SOME KIND OF ABUSE ON SOMETHING PROBABLY DRUGS HERE*" but I KNOW that it's a small minority of people who abuse…

LOL No. You said they get more money than working a full time job. Please learn to listen. A four person family is lucky to get $300 a month in CA when they have NO OTHER INCOME. Please tell me more about your anecdotal bull shit how people get so much money from welfare.

Where the fuck do you get your information? This is literally not how this works. Do you know how hard it is to get cash assistance? Do you know, not only how HARD it is, but that you don't even get enough to pay PART of your rent? I don't know where people get this "People on welfare get SOOOOOO much money.

You are classist and gross.

I like you.

Fuck. I want to live in Canada.

Because these tactics are totally going to help "addicts". This is all bull shit. The people who are going to end up hurt are not the addicts. Besides, if it's not about punishment, why aren't they testing everyone who ever gets any kind of money from the government? This is about punishing and shaming the poor.

I totes had to pee when I got my job, so y'all should have to pee to eat. /stupid

Seriously. All of what you said. ALL OF WHAT YOU SAID.

I've had jobs where I didn't and jobs where I did. I think it's Staples that is like "Drug testing would be stupid because we would have no employees." Unless welfare recipients are going to be driving forklifts, it's really all bull shit.

*Looks out into the sea of Jezebel commenters*

BUT U GUIZE. IF I HAD TO PASS A DRUG TEST TO WORK, POOR PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE TO PASS A DRUG TEST TO EAT.

(I literally hate this thinking so much it makes me nauseous)

While most of these are gross and obnoxious, the "revision incentives" didn't bother me. It's something I would do if I could. For myself, not for my kids. Some things drive certain people. Hell, I could stick candy between the pages of some books and my kids would be like "ONE MORE CHAPTER!" even if they read for…

Why did it correct tons to tones? I'm so confused by auto correct sometimes.

It's not that. I know tones of ridiculously educated and articulate people who sound the complete opposite on the internet. Or in my instance, I'm better offline but not in situations with anyone I might not know very well. Take Kristen Stewart for example. She sounds horrible in interviews. It always looks like…