I was raised by a working single mom. Nudies provided my Pop Rocks money.

I can see that your household stress the importance of teaching microeconomics early.

The set I’m afraid. In retrospect I realize I should have charged per.

It was mostly other girls asking me. I didn’t set the prices. :-P

25 cents for boobs, 50 cents for penises.

Key dialogue: “Oh, Pam, you feel so good!” Not that I watched that video, or anything...

“We don’t masturbate nor poop”

I made a lot of money in the 5th and 6th grades selling my drawings of naked parts to the other kids at school. 25 cents for boobs, 50 cents for penises. I never had to promote my work either - I always got asked.

I care.

women are sexually repressed. We don’t watch porn either. We don’t masturbate nor poop, also.

Sipowitz no one cares about your boner

National Geographic worked for me.

Oh that ain’t right! WHY would you say something like that???? You should be ashamed!

Using math to shame people over sex is hard!

Mistook Pam Anderson for Jenna Jameson and almost laughed.

Well, it’s wonderful to know that men’s objectification and over-sexualization of women only came along when porn was introduced to society! Was beginning to be worried it might have been ingrained there a little bit longer!

didn’t you read the article? porn will ruin you.

Next up is an op-ed from Colonel Sanders entitled “Put down the drumstick, Fatso”.

Yeah, it sucks. They’re never really in my area. It’s bullshit.

The problem isn’t porn, but the boundaries we place around it. While I don’t support banning all porn, I also don’t appreciate that every time I surf even the most innocuous website I get banners for “CHUBBY MILFs NEED DICK IN YOUR AREA. or “FUCK A FURRY TODAY.” Maybe I should disable cookies.