“1. Constitution”? Constitution!?

Luck worst

List ranking orders, from best to worst:

1. I don’t remember clicking Deadspin! Which I only read for terrible soccer coverage.

WTF is this shit?

A fedora wearing dad whose kid played baseball on the same team as mine literally said to me and a group of other parents, “If Hillary becomes president she will implement Sharia law. Mark my words.” I started laughing loudly because I was positive he had to be kidding. The death glare he gave me said otherwise. It’s…

I’m ashamed to admit it, but I kinda adore him. He is normcore. If normcore were really a thing, and had charm.

Lol we only see real dad once in a while because he loves his other family more. Step dad really needs us!

Real dad:

So joyless, that one. “That’s a throat lozenge, not a hard candy, Auntie Pence!”

This is so fabulous I can’t stand it.

In a video where he ANNOUNCED THE TITLE before singing that first lyric which is also the title. This is one really impressive error.

How do you get the title wrong for a song whose title is literally the first lyric?

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Punchy should have gotten a full-car blanket party; who the fuck punches a tiny half crazy woman?

An asshole who thinks (rightly) that he can get away with it.

Don’t protect Ashley’s identity

She was really bugging out.

they didn’t arrest punchy? wtf?

Proof that NYC is super nice now: nobody threw whoever pulled the emergency brake off the bridge.

We all know he’s lying.