How am I supposed to play Fallout 4 and Tomb Raider at the same time game developers?! How!?

**allegedly

Spoiler!

Oh my god! Why didn’t he include that part?! That seems like really important information!

How’d it go?? It went terrible! They did the Holocaust!!

Seems like Fraternities around the US will not rest until they are all disbanded and no longer allowed to exist. That is perfectly fine with me.

is that enough of a reason to disregard all the awesome art that went into this?

Rarely do comments make me laugh out loud, but yours really gave me a physical reaction. Bears of Walmart, I love this.

Ugh those 1% bears with their swimming pools.

That wretched child’s mother is a ray of sunshine, compared to her daughter. I can ALMOST hear her glee over the bears in the pool and the distress it’s causing her family.

If the little brat had put her toys away, the bear wouldn’t be eating her Bubble Guppy car...

I’ve had women say that don’t want me to use a condom because it kills the mood and “they want to feel me”. Several different women. Once, drunk, I went along with it, and spent 2 weeks in HIV-test-results-wait-terror. Point is, it’s not just men. Women are idiot assholes too.

YACHTS ARE SO BORING. SIGH. DUCK LIP.

I think you’re cool and all but I’m glad I don’t know you because fennel is delicious.

Yeah ... shit got real for a minute. I didn't like it.

Reading this is as close as I’d like to get to simulating a stroke.

I have it on good authority that they can’t.

Boy, you really pissed off JJ Watt.