Mean. Ridiculing a tiny kid for having a fit over something that is, to him, viscerally heinous. His parents are being jerks.

“Now I am become Death,The destroyer of worlds”

I decided it was a serious enough argument to genuinely warrant some attention.

No one—trust me, no one—is coming for biblical marriage. What homosexuals campaigning for gay marriage are coming for is the ability to feel like citizens with equal rights, something that seems to be even more necessary considering that newspapers are willing to publish garbage like this.

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

all day every day!

Dogs > cats ANY DAY.

Oh, he is, but he has his bad points, too! :-)

So you’re saying that Obama’s NOT a Socialist, Communist, Kenyan, Muslim, used car salesman?

You forgot the “this is the microsoft windows” indian scam callers...

That’s okay because an oscillating fan will get the job done, too. Set one up next to your bed at night and you’ll hardly miss air conditioning at all. In fact, you’ll probably THRIVE without it because you’re no longer waking up with a sore throat or an AC-induced crick in your neck.

Come try to live in Texas in the summer without air conditioning in all of the places.

It’s commonly accepted that Fahrenheit provides a more accurate description of the ambient temperature and it’s impact on a person’s comfort level. Celsius is cute when used for science experiments, but little else. I’m a big supporter of the US switching to the metric system, but Fahrenheit is just more accurate when…

This is a ridiculous message. Grow up.

I realize there’s typically at least two weeks per summer where not having air conditioning is next to unbearable,

I live in Georgia. Get the fuck away from me with your “ceiling fans”.

Air conditioning is the greatest gift Jesus ever gave us. I’d be a fool not to wallow in it until my nips are nice and stiff.

There are two ways to use garlic in cooking. (1) Almost enough garlic. (2) Not enough garlic.

If you're of italian descent, using an entire head of garlic is often not enough. :]