Where are your finger-hearts??? DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME?!?!??

Teddy bear hamsters. Alternately, you could fatten up a rat, then cut its tail off.

In what part of the country do you live?

I feel like reality has recently become a series of Spielberg-villain cliches.

The Fucking Ring was PG-13?

You’d have to encase Rosario Dawson in a helium-rich environment.

I took Rick's pro-Capitalism rant to be a little self-deprecating acknowledgement that Rick & Morty have started doing commercials for crap. They've done 3 that I know of.

Well, if my years making prison wine taught me anything...

Toots and the Maytals never fail.

Why would he need to resort to cannibalism? The grocery stores are open.

He threw George Wallace into the sun!

Daaaaaammmmmmmmnnnn.....

“BARELY SQUEAKED IN!!! BARELY SQUEAKED IN!!! BARELY SQUEAKED IN!!!!” 

I think nothing. One of the Panthers may have gotten arrested for throwing an old man on the ground, as I recall. 

It was either an RNC or an NRA convention in Houston some years back. 

‘Could you even imagine a group of black people with guns drawn on the steps of a government building?'

BETTER SELL EVERYTHING TO DISNEY! {sigh}

You're just like Hitler!

You're just like Hitler!

People are dying.