A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to have a fruity little hobby, shall not be infringed!

Meanwhile, Cardi B is accusing celebrities who have announced that they have Coronavirus of being paid to pretend they have Coronavirus.

From Beyond is a masterpiece of exploitation cinema. 

Tell her that she's disgraced herself, and disgraced the Sholin Temple. Then take her in a manly way.

Tell her that she's disgraced herself, and disgraced the Sholin Temple. Then take her in a manly way.

Um, William... Is your schtick that we shouldn’t enjoy things? This all seems very sweet and earnest.

It wouldn’t affect their timing or chemistry.

#ReleaseTheButtholeCut!!!

#ReleaseTheButtholeCut!!!

#ReleaseTheButtholeCut!!!

Jesus...

Im not suggesting you can't read. I'm suggesting that the bin was mislabeled.

Idris is probably a muscular 225.

We’re so bored as a society that we’re voyeuring other people being bored? This is sad, people. It’s early on. This isn’t sustainable.

If that’s the case, working it around a cave in was clever.

Are you sure you didn’t buy licorice* root by mistake? Tumeric is a rhizome, like ginger. It’s softer than a potato, and a little wet. Your fingers will be yellow for a week.

Solution:

If you’ve ever had a swollen lip, that’s what they look like. A cave-in would definitely accomplish that. I thought that was a really subtle and effective bit of makeup. It looked like it hurt.

Editorial suggestion: this is Trump’s crisis. He should really own it. Might I suggest calling it The “Covfefe Virus?”

“Covid”... “Covfefe”...?