There’s really nothing left here, is there.

Folks, there we have it. Peak Barsanti.

That was so crazy at the Oscars when she got nominated for Best Supporting Actress. Oh wait, that was the Critic’s Choice Awards and AVC is just lazy as fuck.

“Groot, the talking tree man voiced by Vin Diesel who can only say three (well, technically four) words.”

“CK admitted to, and apologized for, his behavior...”

Oh you mean they changed the obvious placeholder logo? The one we made a stink about for no reason?

The new logo is an absolute masterpiece of graphic design, and whoever came up with it should be given an incredibly large raise

He didn’t care about it in 1977 or 1983 either. Dude has always been a not-sniffing-his-own-farts kind of guy.

a mummy who sucks souls out of people through their asses=D

Counterpoint: James Mangold is a good director, the writing team wrote both Edge of Tomorrow and Ford vs Ferrari (both good movies), the entire main cast are good actors, including Harrison Ford for whom you have no evidence that he is either disengaged or “addled” other than assuming he must be so since he’s 80.

Last I heard, he died fighting a mummy in a retirement community. 

I don’t understand the thought process of “I think she’s wrong/stupid and I disagree therefore I wont enjoy this film starring her”. That just seems obnoxious. 

I was just reflecting that I started reading the online avclub in earnest back in 2006, when Rabin launched “My Year of Flops” using the exact quote included in the article above (he considered Elizabethtown a fiasco, incidentally). I guess the site has lapped itself?

Yo, are you just ripping off Nathan Rabin’s My World of Flops? Even down to using referencing the Elizabethtown V.O. observation...

“Firstly Jeremy, I didn’t know you were going to make it a race issue, I’m quite disappointed to be honest.”

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It’s a well known fact in fiction that two different characters in the same story can’t ever have the same first name. It's a rule or something.

Could you please, for the love of fucking god, for the Old Gods and the New, for the fucking Force itself, stop turning every goddamn thing into a fucking slideshow. It’s 2022, in case you haven’t noticed.

The art makes me think of the animated segment of the Star Wars Holiday Special.  It’s got a 70s comic book vibe.