This can't possibly be real.

Why is it so bad now? Why?

God, this place is garbage now.

Was this article written by a stroke survivor?

The Last Jedi was objectively the worst Star Wars film.

Gross.

I am both confused and bored by this dumb article.

Me-ow.

You seem like you’re worrying about this too much.... it’s almost as if you are being performatively insincere in your outrage.

At least it’s a start!

Family Guy sucks, as does anyone who likes it.

‘Rian Johnson Movie(s)’????

Did an AI write this?

Seriously. I’m trying to think of a better way to die, and I’m having trouble coming up with anything. Your life’s purpose if fulfilled. You don’t leave anyone behind to suffer on without you, nor do you have to suffer on alone. Just go to sleep with your best friend at the end of a long life.

Wow. The show is effectively over. 

https://www.wkyc.com/article/news/verify/pop-culture/no-there-isnt-evidence-carol-baskins-husband-has-been-found-alive/536-bf1cdafc-02c5-4e87-bcd9-cca5376f1e3a

who gives a shit?

Along those same lines - let’s discuss Doctor Octopus.

Wong can be OP as hell, with the right supporting cards.

For me, Doctor Doom is much more frustrating than Leader.