It continues to be weird to me that all these Mitski articles assume I am intimately familiar with this person, like she’s a household name who of course everyone knows all about. 

I’m gonna take a guess and go ahead and assume the writer is something of a Mitski fan. 

Well, this is the best Impy & Chimpy news I’ve heard all day!

What we need isn’t Mitski, but rather Mitzi. Mitzi Mozzarella of the Rock-afire Explosion, that is!

Wait, it only gives you giant balls, not a giant dick? Shit, I just wasted three doses.

I’ve never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!

Agreed, also C. Bad Bunny is garbage 

aka “our implicit racial segregation isn’t explicitly racialised enough!”

Genre, not an ethnicity.  Nobody should be getting an award for being a certain ethnicity, that’d be stupid.

I mean it’s Tatiana, so I guess we shouldn’t be surprised.  Her takes are often worse than Barsanti’s.

Next week in Tatiana Tenreyro editorials: “How to Properly Apply the Brown Paper Bag Test to VMA Categories” 

This article really hinges on the idea that Latin music (and urban music, for that matter) is an ethnically-exclusive category, which is positively vile and a concept lots of artists chafe against in their desire for artistic validation.

Jethro Tull should have won. 

Dude’s putting the work in. Measurably. I could not give less of a shit about his political beliefs.

Yeah, other than the skeletons, I felt everything looked worse personally. Definitely a matter of taste. Those damn skeletons scared the shit out of me when I was young.

Well that was a waste of time.

Yeah, King Kong looks totally realistic now.

A lot of OnlyFans members had a completely different idea in their head when you started talking about BBC.