Why aren’t we talking about where these monsoons are coming from????

Seems like an uber-fan attitude where your favorite artist/sportsperson is always a genius and if they produce something subpar then it must be because they were betrayed by others.

I hardly know him, etc.

Who the hell is Jack Antonoff

“So why didn’t you stop Gary Glitter?”

“We were instructed not to interfere in any human conflicts unless Deviants were involved”

Only fucking dummies can’t differentiate between Redford in a movie 50 years old and Zach “The Hangover” Galifianakis. It’s not a common thing. This article is click-baity nothingness.

You’re right, Dylan was the only one. The Jewish of New York don’t typically get involved in the entertainment business. 

You'd be surprised

Here’s my thing: Everything I’ve seen suggests Dylan was nowhere near where she was at the time, but I 100% believe she thinks she was assaulted by him. She’s 12, and a man comes along saying he’s her favorite recording artist, maybe looks a bit like him, and she’s star struck and believes him. Then he manipulates her…

except for those wonderful nerds in Rush, of course.

Why stop with the male artists?
You think Grace Slick or Stevie Nicks didn’t get their picks of nubile young high school fans if they were so inclined? And I’d be surprised if Joan Jett didn’t help some young ladies with their confused feelings a time or two.

Making change on the spot is the hard part.

Yeah but the currency mining is way more fun.

I was assured by reliable sources that bottle caps would be the currency of the mutant-infested wasteland.  Now you’re telling me it’s jizz jars?  That sounds way more cumbersome to trade.

That’s the face of a man who has definitely tied Polly Pureheart to the railroad tracks at least once.

Waiting to see if his defense is, “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, while she may have been twelve at the time, we seek to prove that she ached just like a woman, yes she did, she took just like a woman, yes she did, and she made love just like a woman, but she-actually, I’d like to withdraw my statement.”

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Case dismissed due to new evidence from rando AV Club commenter.

was this run through google translate?

if so, can it be un-run through google translate?