Wait, it only gives you giant balls, not a giant dick? Shit, I just wasted three doses.

I’ve never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!

Agreed, also C. Bad Bunny is garbage 

aka “our implicit racial segregation isn’t explicitly racialised enough!”

Genre, not an ethnicity.  Nobody should be getting an award for being a certain ethnicity, that’d be stupid.

I mean it’s Tatiana, so I guess we shouldn’t be surprised.  Her takes are often worse than Barsanti’s.

Next week in Tatiana Tenreyro editorials: “How to Properly Apply the Brown Paper Bag Test to VMA Categories” 

This article really hinges on the idea that Latin music (and urban music, for that matter) is an ethnically-exclusive category, which is positively vile and a concept lots of artists chafe against in their desire for artistic validation.

Jethro Tull should have won. 

Dude’s putting the work in. Measurably. I could not give less of a shit about his political beliefs.

Yeah, other than the skeletons, I felt everything looked worse personally. Definitely a matter of taste. Those damn skeletons scared the shit out of me when I was young.

Pointless busywork, internet!

Anything Harryhausen touched was gold. Give me Clash of the Titans monsters over CGI any day. 

If I wanted motion blur, I’d just take of my glasses.

Well that was a waste of time.

Yeah, King Kong looks totally realistic now.

I was having a really hard time noticing anything different.

The minimal, if any, improvement is just proving how goddamn talented the original stop-motion animators were. The originals are fine.

oddly enough, the “new” version looks more fake to me!

A lot of OnlyFans members had a completely different idea in their head when you started talking about BBC.