You knew it was coming, Annalee. :P

I think everyone here just wants to know which cousins you can have sex with without fucking everything up. Explain?

Exactly. She's laughing at how much of a cosmic joke her own misfortune is.

Sorry man, but you just totally suck if you think the Jabba and Yoda puppets were shitty. I flipped my wig the first time I saw that little green bastard digging around in Luke's supplies, doing his little Yoda laugh.

"You know, one time we had a hill fireballed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' orc body. The smell, you know that bat guano and sulfur smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... experience points. Someday this module's gonna end..."

I would totally play that campaign.

I automatically like these because its not another "Disney Princesses as X" article! Yay! Lovely style.

Del Toro will show to Bonham Carter's husband what a joyful afterlife is.

Dammit. At first read of the title, I had an irrational surge of happiness that they were making a Psychonauts movie.

I kinda liked Herman's Head:

Well, you find two film summaries, then splice them together using photoshop, then you put the image on your tv and take a photograph. Then, you pretend it was a bug. These are too perfect. I'm pretty sure it never happened, or Netflix did it on purpose. Say, wasn't April Fools Day a few weeks ago?

Shake your fist all you like, their arms will still be wide open.

io9 commenters: Anyone want to put together an Ocean's 11 style team of sympathetic criminals* so we can steal that poor creature? IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM. (A real museum)

"In fact, unlike pterosaurs, ichthyosaurs and plesiosaurs, Dimetrodon isn't even a reptile"

And a vertebrate paleomammologist will call anything a mammal if they can get way with it.

Which is why elephants are dinosaurs. Problem solved.

What I am taking from this is that Dimetrodon is a fish. Got it.

This always puts me to sleep almost instantly.

So, which is it, throat weakness, mispositioned jaw, obstructed nasal passageway, or sleep apnea?