just 1,000 penises.

THIS is why the ice maker on my Samsung refrigerator has stopped working.

I intend to make it watch me pee. Over and over.

I thought this was legit good.

You didn’t mention fucking Galactus showing up.

Stranger Thingbusters? Itbusters?

1977

By this logic, “Puerto Ricans aren’t ‘Latinos,’ because they’re ‘Americans!’”

“Latin” as a category is a style is music.

Your "beat" is depressing, Tatiana. Do you not get to work on any uplifting stories?

This is going to be Woodstock '99 all over again

Let me get this straight. He’s using his celebrity and money to actively do good things for people. He keeps his mouth shut about politics. Yet, you still have the nagging impulse to dunk on the guy?

And c-137 Beth has been dead for decades.

Wonder Woman 1984 was a fake movie.

Have you never actually seen Network, Rob? It’s a lot more like a cautionary tale about political and media manipulation of the dumb populace.

It's not better. It's not even different enough to merit a C&D from the Harryhausen estate.

Boom! Shut down the internet, because WE ARE DONE HERE, PEOPLE!

Are we actually laboring under the illusion that back in the 80's, Alex - an 80's game show host, that cameoed on Baywatch - DIDN’T snort the occasional line off a stripper’s ass? Because if you really think that, you’re both naive and boring.

Aren’t the little Tide-Pod-eating dipshits the very same people driving cancel culture? It's a "do as I say, not as I do" situation.